“So there’s a theater downtown that’s running the Steve Jobs interview tonight. Wanna go?”
“A— sorry? An interview at a theater?”
“Yeah, some guy found a videotape of an old PBS documentary or something; they were interviewing Jobs in the ‘90s, and now it’s going to be released to theaters. Wanna go?”
“To see a PBS interview with a dead guy? You want me to pay to see this?”
“Dude, the guy changed the world! Why wouldn’t you pay to see it?”
“That’s your criterion for buying a ticket? ‘Dude changed the world’? Really?”
“…says the guy who’s ignoring me to type something on his iPhone. Come on, it’s only ten bucks.”
“That’s ten bucks to watch a videotape — videotape! — of a guy who’s just been kicked out of his own company by some suit from Pepsi. We’re talking career low here, and you want me to pay to see it.”
“You’re just being difficult.”
“You know what wouldn’t be completely moronic? A series of `Dudes Who Changed The World… ON VIDEOTAPE!’ screenings. A Steve Jobs/Osama bin Laden double bill! ‘Hi, we’re both dead, come and see our musings on fuzzy, decaying tape!’ I could probably see my way clear to spending ten bucks on that.”
“I’m pretty sure you can go to prison for making suggestions like that these days.”
“You’re probably right.”